Trump promises stone ages and exit ramps, Europe closes ranks without Washington, and four astronauts head for the Moon on a night when it could use some good news.
“Back to the Stone Age”
In a rambling prime-time address, Trump declared the Iran war “nearing completion” and threatened to bomb Iran “back to the Stone Ages” — but offered no concrete plan for how it ends. Markets sank. Iran flatly denied his claim that Tehran had requested a ceasefire, calling it “false and baseless.” Iran’s President Pezeshkian published an open letter to Americans: “We harbor no enmity toward ordinary Americans.” The Strait of Hormuz stays closed. Thirty-five countries — pointedly excluding the US — will convene UK-led talks to find a diplomatic path to reopening it. China is positioning itself as peacemaker.
Trump separately threatened to pull the US out of NATO, calling the alliance “a paper tiger,” and to halt weapons deliveries to Ukraine unless European allies join a Hormuz coalition. France shot back: NATO serves Euro-Atlantic security, not offensive missions in the Persian Gulf. Switzerland denied US military overflight requests and is now considering cancelling its Patriot missile order.
Israel struck Tehran and Isfahan in two waves, with massive smoke columns over Isfahan. The US confirmed B-52s are flying overland missions over Iran as air superiority expands. Iran’s former foreign minister Khamal Kharazi was reportedly seriously wounded in an attack that killed his wife.
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Artemis II: Humans Return to the Moon
NASA’s Artemis II launched successfully from Kennedy Space Center, sending four astronauts toward the Moon for the first time in 54 years. Christina Koch becomes the first woman and Victor Glover the first Black person to travel there. The spacecraft is in Earth orbit and expected to reach the Moon around April 6 for a 10-day flyby. A US senator called the mission a “contrast” to the war below.
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SpaceX Files for IPO
SpaceX filed to go public — one of the most anticipated tech IPOs in history. If the offering succeeds at current valuations, Elon Musk could become the world’s first trillionaire.
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Smoke and burning embers over Isfahan after US-Israeli strikes.
Artemis II lifts off from Kennedy Space Center — humans return to the
Moon.
Smoke rising from the Bashneft-Novoil refinery in Ufa after a Ukrainian
drone strike.
Kollisjon mellom Paul Watson-fartøy og krillfartøyet Antarctic
Sea i Antarktis.
Empty docks in Henningsvær. Lofotfisket catches have collapsed 90% since
2014.
Raspberry Pi 5 price increases since launch — DRAM costs are the
culprit.
NASty dashboard — a NixOS-based NAS OS built on bcachefs.
Paper Console: brass dial, push button, thermal paper — a screenless
appliance.