Josse-posten

Day 27: ceasefire proposals land while Ukrainian drones light up the Baltic.

The Proposals That Aren’t Quite

Iran has submitted a 5-point counter-proposal after rejecting Washington’s 15-point “maximalist” demands. Trump claims Iran wants a deal “so badly.” Iran’s foreign minister flatly denies any talks are happening. Both sides continue military escalation — two teenagers killed in Shiraz, two dead in Abu Dhabi as strikes on Isfahan intensify. Russia condemns a second strike on Bushehr, accusing the US and Israel of trying to spark a nuclear disaster. Gulf states remain skeptical, suspecting talk of diplomacy may be cover for further escalation. The WHO warns of a health crisis “unfolding in real time.” Germany’s defence minister says Trump has “no exit strategy.”

The human cost is becoming clearer: most casualties from Iran’s Gulf strikes are South Asian workers. Entire economies back home face serious disruption.

Jaya Khuntia and family after the death of their son Kuna in Doha — most casualties in the Gulf are South Asian workers whose remittances sustain millions.

Baltic Burning

Ukrainian long-range strikes have crippled Russia’s Baltic oil export infrastructure. Overnight attacks on Ust-Luga and Primorsk — Russia’s largest Baltic terminals — have halted crude loading operations. Reuters reports approximately 40% of Russian oil export capacity is now disrupted. Drones also struck the Vyborg Shipbuilding Plant, damaging the FSB’s new Dzerzhinsky patrol icebreaker. Meanwhile, Kremlin internet restrictions are degrading Russia’s own air raid warning systems — Belgorod residents report receiving no alerts until after strikes land.

Smoke rising over Transneft’s Primorsk oil terminal after Ukrainian strike — 40% of Russia’s oil export capacity now halted.

Courts Reach Big Tech

A Los Angeles jury found Meta and YouTube liable in a landmark social media addiction trial, awarding $6M in damages over defective product design. The verdict may influence 2,000 pending lawsuits. The core finding: these platforms were designed to be addictive. Separately, Sanders and AOC introduced a bill to pause AI data centre construction until safeguards are in place.

Practical Obscurity Is Dead

Researchers demonstrate that LLMs can re-identify pseudonymous users across platforms with 68% recall at 90% precision — far exceeding classical methods. The paper successfully linked Hacker News accounts to LinkedIn profiles. The argument: “practical obscurity” no longer protects online pseudonymity.

Markets — Gold +3.0% on safe-haven demand. Oil −1.0% despite Gulf tensions as ceasefire proposals circulate. EUR/USD 1.0843. USD/NOK 10.82. BTC $69,900.

World

2026-03-26

Iran War — Day 27


Other News

Archbishop Sarah Mullally during her enthronement at Canterbury Cathedral — first woman to lead the Church of England in 1,400 years.

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Ukraine

Russia’s spring-summer 2026 offensive is underway but faltering. A prominent Russian milblogger issued a damning critique, noting Russian forces cannot break through Ukrainian drone dominance and would take “100 years” to seize remaining Ukrainian territory at current rates — echoing ISW’s own 83-year estimate. Ukrainian counterattacks around Kupyansk and Oleksandrivka have triggered backlash in the Russian information space. The Russian military failed to complete preparations for the assault on Lyman, critical to any push against the Slovyansk-Kramatorsk fortress belt. On the ground: 158 clashes in 24 hours, nearly half around Pokrovsk and adjacent sectors; Ukrainian forces made confirmed advances in Kostyantynivka-Druzhkivka while holding elsewhere.

Baltic Oil Infrastructure Crippled — Overnight strikes on Ust-Luga and Primorsk ports — Russia’s largest Baltic terminals — have halted crude loading operations. Reuters reports approximately 40% of Russian oil export capacity is now disrupted. Drones also struck the Vyborg Shipbuilding Plant, damaging the FSB’s new Dzerzhinsky patrol icebreaker. Kremlin internet restrictions are degrading Russia’s own air raid warning systems in border regions — Belgorod residents report receiving no alerts until after strikes land.

Fire at Kinef oil refinery in Leningrad Oblast after overnight drone attack.

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Norway

Stortinget er i full krise over drivstoffavgiftene. Senterpartiet bryter med de rødgrønne og støtter Høyres forslag om å kutte veibruksavgiften midlertidig, noe MDG kaller et “åpenbart brudd på budsjettavtalen.” Arbeiderpartiet jobber febrilsk med et eget forslag som vil ta opp levekostnader i revidert nasjonalbudsjett. Avstemningen skjer i dag — politisk drama uansett utfall.

Trygve Slagsvold Vedum varsler at Sp vil stemme for Høyres forslag om kutt i drivstoffavgifter.

Nobelkomiteen har offentliggjort alle medlemmenes verv, gaver og økonomiske interesser etter Jagland/Epstein-skandalen. Asle Toje topper med 43 betalte oppdrag, mens de fleste har rapportert ett eller ingen. Komiteen innrømmer “rom for betydelig forbedring” i sine rutiner. (Also covered in Norway — Street Level)

En pasient i Nordland døde etter å ha ventet fem timer på akutt hjerteoperasjon da PCI-senteret i Bodø var stengt. Helsetilsynet gransker. Samtidig foreslår flere partier å la apotek utføre legeoppgaver for å avlaste fastlegemangelen — Legeforeningen advarer mot “medisinsk uforsvarlige løsninger.”

Påskeværet blir todelt: sol og oppholdsvær i øst, nedbør og ruskevær langs kysten. UV-indeksen når 3-4 flere steder — moderate nivåer som krever solbeskyttelse. Andøya Space forsøker ny rakettoppskyting i kveld etter at en fisker forstyrret forrige forsøk.

Rakettoppskyting fra Andøya Space — nytt forsøk i kveld etter at en fisker forstyrret forrige forsøk.

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Norway — Street Level

The Mette-Marit/Epstein story continues to generate anger, with new details about victims waiting at hotels while the Crown Princess walked in parks with Epstein. The Norwegian Library Association doubled down on ending their patronage relationship with her, refusing to soften their position after public pressure.

On domestic policy, kindergarten workers are sounding alarms about understaffing — colleagues crying after shifts, a survey confirming too few adults per child. A US jury finding Meta and Google liable for deliberately addictive software design sparked discussion about whether Norway should follow with similar lawsuits.

The Andøya rocket launch saga continues: a fishing boat entered the safety zone during final countdown, forcing an abort. The skipper denies sabotage, citing equipment problems and questioning why rocket operations should trump fishing rights in traditional waters. With plans for 30 annual launches, this tension between space ambitions and fishing communities isn’t going away.

Interest profile matches:

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Tech

Security & Privacy

Large-scale LLM DeanonymizationResearchers demonstrate that LLMs can re-identify pseudonymous users across platforms with 68% recall at 90% precision, far exceeding classical methods. Successfully linked Hacker News accounts to LinkedIn profiles. The paper argues that “practical obscurity” no longer protects online pseudonymity. Lobsters

AI & ML

Nix & Linux

VitruvianOS desktop showing Haiku runtime on Linux — BeOS lives again.

Programming Languages & Compilers

Developer Tools

Hardware & Tinkering

Tesla Model 3 MCU and autopilot computer in water-cooled metal casing — $200-300 from salvage, SSH wide open.

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Linux & Infrastructure

NixOS & Nix

Hyprland

CLI Tools

jnv terminal interface navigating and filtering JSON with jq expressions.

Self-Hosting

Home Assistant

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