The Ratatosk Dispatch

Day 14: mines and insurance forms keep Hormuz closed, Tehran’s new supreme leader may already be incapacitated, and Ukraine quietly turns a corner.

Twelve Mines and an Insurance Form

The US has sunk over 60 Iranian warships — including the first confirmed submarine torpedo kill since 1982. Iran’s conventional navy is largely destroyed. And yet the Strait of Hormuz remains closed to commercial traffic. A constraint analysis published on Zenodo explains why: 20 million barrels per day transited the strait pre-war, but global pipeline bypasses can carry only 4 million — a 16 million barrel/day deficit with no replacement. The paper calls it a “spreadsheet blockade”: approximately twelve mines achieved economic closure not through physical saturation but through insurance market withdrawal. Lloyd’s War Committee designations alone can shut a shipping lane regardless of military superiority.

The consequences cascade. Oil holds above $100. Gulf states have declared force majeure on shipments. Commercial ships are identifying themselves as Chinese to avoid attack. Iran is shipping oil to China through the closed strait while others can’t pass, and has signalled it will allow India-flagged tankers safe passage — selective exemptions that turn a trade chokepoint into a diplomatic instrument. Australia is releasing 20% of its fuel stockpile. The US is temporarily allowing purchases of Russian oil already at sea — effectively trading one strategic objective for another.

A navy vessel in the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s conventional fleet is largely destroyed — the blockade holds anyway.

Who Is Running Iran?

Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei — son of the late Ali Khamenei, killed alongside his wife in an Israeli strike — may be in a coma. He hasn’t appeared publicly. His first statement — vowing to keep Hormuz closed and continue attacking US bases — was read by a TV presenter. The father-to-son succession is unprecedented in the Islamic Republic’s institutional history, and the opening position signals continuity rather than any opening for de-escalation. But experts question who is actually directing the government.

Ukraine: More Gained Than Lost

Ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi reported that Ukrainian forces reclaimed 285 sq km in February — the first month since the 2024 Kursk operation where Ukraine recovered more territory than Russia seized. The enabler: Starlink data traffic dropped 75% after the Russian army was disconnected, severely disrupting command-and-control, drone operations, and logistics. Russian forces are resorting to WiFi bridges and Mavic supply drops. Ukrainian counterattacks are succeeding in the Oleksandrivka and Hulyaipole directions, while deep strikes are degrading Russia’s air defense umbrella — GUR operators destroyed multiple radar stations across Crimea overnight.

Also today — Germany commits €500M over 10 years for post-infectious disease research — the largest single-country Long COVID commitment. 75% of AI coding agents break previously working code during sustained maintenance. Canada to boost Arctic defenses with $35B, saying it can no longer rely on others. NASA targets Artemis II for April 1 — first humans to the moon since 1972.

World

US-Israel War on Iran — Day 14

Damaged Dubai Creek Harbour tower after an Iranian drone attack.

Rest of the World

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Ukraine

The frontline picture is shifting. Ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi reported that Ukrainian forces reclaimed 285 sq km in February — the first month since the 2024 Kursk operation where Ukraine recovered more territory than Russia seized. Ukrainian counterattacks are succeeding particularly in the Oleksandrivka and Hulyaipole directions, enabled by the Starlink cutoff that has severely disrupted Russian command-and-control, drone operations, and logistics (Starlink data traffic in Ukraine dropped 75% after the Russian army was disconnected). Russian forces are resorting to WiFi bridges, Mavic supply drops, and infantry-operated UGV remotes — all far less effective. That said, Russia continues grinding forward near Pokrovsk, seizing Hryshyne and the Pokrovska mine, though heavy losses in the 51st Combined Arms Army have forced reduced operational tempo. Russian forces are accumulating troops and armor in occupied Chasiv Yar for an anticipated spring offensive toward the Slovyansk-Kramatorsk agglomeration.

Map showing directions of the Ukrainian Army’s counteroffensive.

Ukraine’s deep strike campaign is intensifying. SBU drones struck the Tikhoretsk oil pumping station — one of southern Russia’s largest petroleum hubs — causing fires at fuel tanks. Ukrainian FP-2 drones hit an S-300V launcher, an ammunition depot, and a fuel train at 110–145 km depth in Luhansk Oblast. GUR drone operators destroyed multiple Russian radar stations in Crimea (Sopka-2, Podlyot, P-18 Terek, Kasta-2E2, RSP-6M2), degrading the air defense umbrella. Overnight on March 13, explosions were reported at the Khanskaya airfield in Krasnodar Krai and the Belbek and Kacha airfields in Crimea. Russia launched 126 drones and an Iskander missile at Ukraine; air defense downed 117 UAVs. Russian drones struck Odesa port infrastructure, setting a food warehouse ablaze, and KAB glide bombs hit a residential area in Zaporizhzhia City, injuring 11 civilians.

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Investigations & Geopolitics

A Blank Check for Israel

War on the Rocks: Farah Jan argues the US issued an unconditional security commitment to Israel comparable to Germany’s 1914 guarantee to Austria-Hungary, transferring agenda-setting power to the junior ally. The US didn’t respond to a direct attack — it followed Israel’s decision to strike, with Secretary Rubio framing involvement as inevitable. When backing becomes unconditional, the patron ends up serving the client’s regional interests rather than its own strategic needs, and diplomatic alternatives are abandoned even when deals are reportedly within reach.

“We attacked Iran with no clear plan for regime change.” — Israeli security sources to The Guardian

Bellingcat comparison of the AI-generated photo’s Burj Khalifa view against all three sides of the actual building’s base.

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AI

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Long COVID Research

Takeaways

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Significant developments

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